Enclosed is the story about last year’s termination, and my revenge… Hope you enjoy!
“Sorry,” my boss said, “but we had to make some cuts, and your job was one of them. You’re a good guy, John. You’ll find new work.”
I couldn’t believe it. My boss had just fired me. Right in the middle of our holiday party. All around me, well-dressed people were laughing, drinking, and having a good time.
“Isn’t there anything I can do?” I said. I’d just bought my first tailored suit. I didn’t think I’d be wearing it when I got canned!
“Sorry,” he said. “But I’ll write you a good recommendation. Anyway, try and enjoy the party.” And with that, he ducked back into the throng of my coworkers.
I mean, former coworkers.
I was standing there numb, my mind scrambling around what I was going to do. And I made decision right there: I was getting drunk.
So I walked over to the bar. “Double tequila. No, triple.”
The bartender pulled a sort of face, but he poured the yellow liquid into a glass and slid it over.
I shot it one gulp. “Another.”
“Slow down,” a woman to my left said. “It’s going to be a long night.”
I barked, “It already is, so why don’t you…” but then I looked over and saw her, so I shut up.
The woman was incredible. She had long, red hair, a figure that would make an eight stand up and gawk, and she wore a black dress so tight that may need to be cut off her. “Why don’t I what?” she Keep Reading!